Who’s in?

Simon Spero dug up this record. Or opened its coffin. Or whatever:

001 2005560549
003 DLC
005 20050504143502.0
007 sd fsngnnmmned
008 050419s2000 nyucm 000 0 eng d
10 $a 2005560549
20 $a 1570271038 (pbk.)
35 $a (OCoLC)ocm45102570
40 $a ZCU$c ZCU$d NYP$d OCLCQ$d DLC
42 $a lccopycat
50 00 $a ML50.H6823$b N54 2000
82 00 $a 782.1/0268$2 22
100 1 $a Ho, Fred Wei-han.
240 10 $a Night vision.$s Libretto
245 10 $a Night vision :$b a new third to first world vampyre opera /$c concept & music by Fred Ho ; libretto & lyrics by Ruth Margraff.
260 $a Brooklyn, NY :$b Autonomedia :$b Big Red Media,$c c2000.
300 $a 90 p. :$b ports. ;$c 15 x 23 cm. +$e 2 sound discs (digital ; 4
3/4 in.)
500 $a “Inspired by Hong Kong action cinema, Iraqi desert songs, Crusader art, and Times Square erotica”–P. [4] of cover.
500 $a Synopsis, libretto, and recording of the opera.
511 0 $a The recording features vocalists Daphne Gaines (The Vampyre),
Craig Wedren (The Spin Doctor), and Sa(r)di Al-Hadithi (Iraqi bedouin desert
songs) ; other performers ; Fred Ho, conductor.
518 $a Opera recorded at Avatar Studio C, New York City, Oct. 3 & 12,
1999.
500 $a Recording tracks listed on p. 9-10.
650 0 $a Operas$v Librettos.
650 0 $a Operas.
700 1 $a Margraff, Ruth.$4 lbt
700 1 $a Gaines, Daphne.
700 1 $a Wedren, Craig.
700 1 $a Hadåithi, Sa°di.

If I got my hands on a copy of this who would dare to listen with me? Or at least start to listen…

serious research.

phrase frequency on icanhascheezburger.com
(as per Google)

i are not          2
i is not           3
i not              2
ir not / i r not   6
im not / i m not   1

I sense I am forgetting some important construction…

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Works consulted
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Linguistic Mystic — im in mai blog, postin’ bout cats: The Cuteness of Grammatical errors

Anil Dash — Cats Can Has Grammar

LOL-Kitteh as a Second Language (LKSL-101) in Five Easy Steps

Language Log — Kitty Pidgin and asymmetrical tail-wags